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Episode 11: Hollywood

After a full night of party busing Bartholomew wakes up and see's Hollywood in a whole new light.
Episode 10: Party Bus

Bartholomew is invited for a party bus evening with his now A lister actress friend Blair Brooks.
Episode 9: BON R POP Andy Milonakis

Barth and Zack end up in a competition with each other for the leading man spot in a national commercial BON R POP that the add agency double booked, which ends in a bong off and only one ends up Shay's leading man.
Episode 8: Bong Off Andy Milonakis

Bartholomew books a national commercial called BON R POP with a famous super mode, Shay but to his dismay the add agency accidentally also booked Zack "The Tank" for the same role. They leave it up to Shay to decide who is her leading man but instead she leaves it up to Barth and Zack where Zack ends up challenging Barth to a bong off in a game of elevator.
Episode 7: Line Wars

Bartholomew camps out first in line at the movies to watch a Star Wars, Return of the Jedi re release and is removed by security for vagrancy, he makes a deal with a criminal attorney to keep him out of jail and on the screen.
Episode 6: Summer’s Coming

Bartholomew goes on a blind date with Summer Andrews and sees there is more to Summer than meets the eye, as he finds out just how big his ballzak really is.
Episode 5: Poody Tang

Jack sets up Bartholomew on a blind date with his client Summer Andrews.
Episode 4: Zack Attack Andy Milonakis

Bartholomew gets fired from his french fry costume job at Carney's after asking for a day off to attend a Star Wars Return of the Jedi movie re-release. Bartholomew attends a commercial audition and later that evening gets suckered into attending Zack "The Tank's" birthday bash at Castle Land's game and golf, by Jack his manager's assistant.
Episode 3: Game Over

Bartholomew plays basketball with friends and prepares to see his girlfriend model Jacqueline Sweet for the first time after she wanted a two week break cause he hasn't gotten his talent manager to represent her yet. He finds that love isn't always what you think.
Episode 2: Ballz 2 the Wall

Bartholomew meets with his talent manager in the hopes of getting his next gig and getting his manager to represent his model girlfriend.
Episode 1: The Wrong Side of the Bed

Bartholomew Fogglehorn is a 22year old actor who moved from the midwest and has been living in Hollywood, California for the past year. After landing a role on his first audition he began the rounds of casting looking for his next break when Murphy's law hit and anything that can go wrong goes wrong after waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

Episode 11: Hollywood

Episode 10: Party Bus

Episode 9: BON R POP Andy Milonakis

Episode 8: Bong Off Andy Milonakis

Episode 7: Line Wars

Episode 6: Summer’s Coming

Episode 5: Poody Tang

Episode 4: Zack Attack Andy Milonakis

Episode 3: Game Over

Episode 2: Ballz 2 the Wall

Episode 1: The Wrong Side of the Bed